September 2008
293 posts
Question
forwhenifeellikesharing:
chrispazen:
forwhenifeellikesharing:
2) the reading/writing issue you describe only brings one thing to mind, and that’s an episode of Batman: the Animated Series where the Mad Hatter trapped him in some kind of dream world to keep him out of the way. Batman says he eventually figured out that he must be dreaming because he was having trouble reading books.
Yeah, I...
pet peeve
booksarebetterthanboys:
“conversate”
It gets me every time. I just checked on dictionary.com and it’s there, but come on kids, it’s converse.
blame Biggie.
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“I don’t understand pity parties. You pick up your beans, and you keep on...”
– Hannah, 18 — Fairbanks, AK (ANTM)
…I can’t wait for Palin to bust this Alaskan gem out during the VP Debates next week.
Page France ~ ‘Wet Dog Afternoon’
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disapprovingmonkey:
rodtownsend:
So, say, if you were dating two people and your birthday was coming up would you
a) Have a huge party so that you really had time for no one?
b) Just forgo any events and hang with friends?
c) Have a “here’s the deal” conversation with both of them?
Ooh oh! You should throw two parties! One in one apartment and one in the other across the...
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who ya crappin'?: gabon edition
look, i like jeff probst. i think he does a great job on Survivor.
but CBS, c’mon. he won an emmy by default. don’t try to sell him to me like he’s the reason to watch the show.
(you’re in HD this year. that’s all you need to say!)
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Tina Fey Mocks Charge That Palin Skit Was Sexist →
jessicap:
BILLY BUSH: “The McCain campaign…I guess they thought it sexist? They responded…kind of the whole thing was…” TINA FEY: “I saw one lady trying to form a thought that it was sexist on the news, but she didn’t really get it together. Probably because she was a lady and she was dumb… Wait. Is that sexist?”
OWNED
madam, you just earned yourself a reblog.
"I am not Ruth Buzzi standing here!"
things i learned from the emmys:
Mary Tyler Moore is still hot.
Betty White is surprisingly youthful for being 86. (gives me hope for my 165 plan.)
i’m really glad glynn turman won. his performance on ‘in treatment’ might be the best thing i’ve ever seen.
even prunes are hilarious when stephen colbert does them.
it’s only a matter of time until...
“Boy, I’m gonna drop kick you through the field goal posts of life.”
– My dad, to my brother. Their relationship is so special. (via destroyallevidence) (via deliriousmuch)
i just want to remember this for later.
2008 NL Central Champs!
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“I was never that crazy about ‘As Tears Go By.’ God knows how Mick and Keith...”
– Marianne Faithfull (via tylercoates)
i can’t think of “Lady of Shalott” without going to Anne of Green Gables.
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If you rapid text "queer," you get "puffs" first....
(via forwhenifeellikesharing)
conversely, try to put in the word ‘honored’, and your (or at least my) phone will suggest the word ‘homosexual’.
there’s really no good time to first discover that.
“I went out to talk to him, and he said, ‘I’ll get three...”
– ~ Lou Piniella
i love that kerry wood just reckons he can get three strikeouts, any time he feels like it — even if he’s got 2nd & 3rd w/ no outs.
(still my favorite Cub)
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Things I learned today:
tylercoates:
The commute from Lakeview to Edgewater (via Broadway bus) is approximately 45 new tumbles on the Dashboard.
i like this. from now on, i’m measuring everything in tumbles.
(and then eventually there’ll be a skit about it on saturday night live, like the one about 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, which was really supposed to be fathoms.)
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raphael saadiq ~ ‘love that girl’
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“Nostalgia is a seductive liar.”
– George Wildman Ball (via herland)
(my favorite kind of liar)
What is it with guys quoting tv shows and movies?
jonaha:
chrispazen:
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…is that not cool or something?
no its not that. it’s just that most guys I know use tv show and movie quotes like its common knowledge. I always ruin it cuz they have to explain the quote to me. maybe I’m just out of the cool loop. damn.
that’s alright. it’s like catching a bartender who doesn’t know your drink. we enjoy having to...
“You either don’t go and never see him again, or go and risk getting killed.”
– Monika. Regarding my plans tonight. What to do…. (via lfarm)
cjpz says: there’s something very … ‘City of God’ about this. (somebody cue the Tower of Power)
notorious b.i.g. ~ ‘things done...
“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than...”
– Aldous Huxley (via danieldl) (via jennyjennjen)
or lots of things. (no offense, sex)
“The best men are all a little bit weird.”
– Sooo Truueeeee!
(via sereneskunk: locusta: flyingkites: mentalillness: antoinetta) (via into) (via veiledyellow)
i think it is boring to be normal.
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