March 2009
110 posts
To be clear, the @jonathancoulton and @paulandstorm gig is real...
– oh, hodgman, you scamp.
February 2009
128 posts
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wonderingment of the day (gop edition)
… why does Bobby Jindal sound like Kenneth Parcell?
ay ay ay...
these standing ovations are killing me.
this is, like, an eight minute speech if they’d just all remain seated.
This oscars in the round business is pretty intense. Are all the stars deciding...
– (via the hodgman)
… hodgman is like a more fun, more nerd-brained version of Dennis Miller.
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star light, star bright...
what I really wish is that I had a database of all my conversations that I’ve ever had with anyone — be they written/spoken/what have you — in both their original and transcipt format; and I wish I was able to give them ratings, and tag them, and sort them by date/person/keyword/etc.
then I would be truly happy.
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wonderingment of the day
why is it that my current cereal rotation consists mainly of Cinnamon Life, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and Cinnamon-Pecan Special K; and yet if you were to ask me if I’d like a stick of cinnamon gum, I’d look at you like you’d just offered me Pertussis Disease?
(please solve for x.)
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Overall, though, I have a healthy appetite for solitude. If you don’t, you have...
– Will Self (via capricious)
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Attention New Yorkers and all visitors:
webmarc:
joannachristine:
You cannot stop in the middle of the sidewalk, street, steps of the subway, platform of the subway, or actually anywhere in this city. Once you start moving do not stop. You will get run over or punched in the face.
Or possibly both.
(Thanks Tiff)
*addendum:
if, for some reason, you decide that you absolutely, positively must stop — please find your way to...
wonderingment of the day...
is there some kind of punctuation that’s like a half-exclamation?
there are times when I want to add a little emphasis, but don’t want to sound so exciteable.
when do these tumblr-valentine's disappear?
I still haven’t finished making my New Year’s Resolutions yet, so… …I really need to know how much time I’ve got left to choose somebody.
valen-what?
am I the only person on Tumblr who cares that it’s All-Star Saturday?
peas, pt. II
the peas were perfection? the peas were perfection?
could have said ‘peas would be nice’, or ‘I’ll have a bowl’ — but no-no-no-no-no. for me, the peas were perfection.
…I loathe myself.
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The case against all-in-one cold medicines
marco:
Look at the active ingredients on most of the multipurpose cold/flu/headache medicines, and you’ll find that they’re all just various permutations of the same basic ingredients: acetaminophen (Tylenol), ibuprofen (Advil), naproxen sodium (Aleve), phenylephrine (Sudafed), diphenhydramine (Benadryl), dextromethorphan (Robitussin), and caffeine (caffeine).
So you don’t need Excedrin if you...
Why waste your time? You know you're gonna be...
(via mariadiaz)
is it bad that I once bought a copy of Jock Jams 5 just so I could own this song?
(please say no.)
or I could just watch Se7en in HD...
ok, you got it.
Well, you could always go with:
minou:
‘Beauty is truth, truth beauty,—that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.’
Ode on a Grecian Urn = auto-reblog (thanks, Mr. Scotese)