March 2009
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karenabad:
Cute Girl Eulogizes Fish
Aww…the laughing makes me laugh too.
kid, you’re cute; but your parents suck. (especially your mom.)
…good gravy.
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windycity:
Super Mario goes to Chicago - Funny video. Check it out!
1. I gotta get that whistle
2. even more reason to stay away from White Castle
He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why...
– –Michelle Obama, on dodging her husband’s inquiries about her shopping, to the New York Times. (via Fashionista) (via frangry) (via avocadosalad) (via newsandbooze)
um, he’s trying to fix the economy, Michelle — and promote financial responsibility, ya know?
…maybe if you could...
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Unseen Movies
hunsonisgroovy:
Movies I have never seen (and probably never will)
The Matrix (1999)
The Godfather (1972) —all of them
Jaws (1975)
Fight Club (1999)
The Big Lebowski (1998)
Back to the Future (1985)
Goodfellas (1990)
The Lord of the Rings (2003) —whatever the last one is
as of today, I’ve seen all of these movies.
Any guesses as to which one was the final piece of the puzzle?
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Two people in love never shake hands.
– Yoko Ono (twitter) (via judesays)(via dalasverdugo)
I’ll be damned if I ever live in a shakeless marriage.
Homer Simpson's Secret Recipe For 'New Soda...
jeremyk:
michaelorell:
Soda
Water
Bubbles
?
Business plan: Step 1: Collect Underpants. Step 2: ?. Step 3: Make money.
Dave Chappelle’s Secret Recipe for ‘Purple Drink’
Sugar
Water
Purple
Watch anonymous Wikipedia edits as they happen,... →
kzski:
I could sit and watch this for a long time.
face it, this is what the world is up to.
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Entertainment Weekly: 'Seinfeld' cast to appear on... →
zachlinder:
The Seinfeld cast is making another must-see appearance. EW has learned exclusively that the four stars of NBC’s long-running comedy — Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander, and Michael Richards — will be featured in a multiple-episode story arc on HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm this fall. The cameos will mark the first time that all four actors have appeared ...
HOLY FOUR-TOED STATUE.
(via thewordunheard)
we have to go back! (I want more statue, damnit!)
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