July 2009
21 posts
June 2009
78 posts
Bob Rohrman Sues Plastic Surgeon For Stealing Wife
capedisappointment:
I want this story made into a movie immediately. Bob Rorhman is a Chicagoland car dealership kingpin with a comically dented face.
“My wife’s meretricious affair with the doctor came as a great surprise to me and I have no doubt it was initiated and facilitated by Dr. Bittar,” said Rohrman in a news release from his attorney, Enrico Mirabelli. “It is with much regret that...
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tomorrow, Mark DeRosa will wear a Cardinals...
how did Hendry not put a “but you can’t turn around and trade him to St. Louis” clause in the deal, when he shipped him off to Cleveland last winter?
Jackson dies, internet almost follows →
how very Capulet of us.
(if anyone famous died today, 6/26/09 … we might not find out about it for months)
Jackson 5 ~ I Want You Back (DJ Z-Trip Remix)
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Michael Jackson ~ Pretty Young Thing (Demo)
“There will never be another talent like Michael Jackson. Many people are saying...”
– Lenny Kravitz (via justojusto)
“We had come to count on the privilege of this view into Jackson’s clearly pained...”
– Carrie Brownstein on Michael Jackson’s death
via(via newsandbooze)
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“You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of...”
– Exclusive: E-mails between Sanford, woman - Sanford - The State
If only this were not about a woman he was having an affair with…
(via jessk)
you gotta admit. he’s a heck of a lot smoother than Pat O’Brien.
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“Don’t tell women to smile. No woman has ever said to another woman, “Smile!” But...”
– “1001 Things I Hate”, [redacted] (via warmgun) (via dandywolves) (via anniehinton)
this woman hates smiles.
(in other news, I almost got fired from a Red Lobster once for not smiling enough.)
(but then the Regional Director saw that I kicked ass in every single possible way, and he told me that...
Bruce Cockburn ~ Peggy’s Kitchen Wall
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Eddie Bauer files for Bankruptcy →
I’m just gonna go ahead and start keeping a running list of not-surprising things that are happening these days.
Eddie Bauer was on top of the world in those wild mid-90s years, probably peaking right around the time that Ford actually gave them their own Explorer, and … it’s been all downhill since then.
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long live the Sweater Vest.
Sosa said to be on 2003 MLB Positive List
I’m sure this makes a lot of people happy.
"Jada Pinkett Smith plays our nursing heroine...
Alan Sepinwall, reviewing TNT’s HawthoRNe
the part where I question my sexuality...
I’m now contemplating watching Nurse Jackie (which I’m really not that interested in), because I just found out that Haaz Sleiman is on it.
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Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (Theme Song)
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