is there a way that I can give myself a makeover so that I can be more Tumbular, and then once I’m there I’ll even outsmart the popular kids, and I’ll be the most tumblarious tumblr there is or ever was; but then ultimately I’ll realize that it’s not what I really want out of life, and I’ll abandon my blog and start another, smaller, un-tumblar tumblr, somewhere in Nowheresville, Minnesota; and very few people will ever reblog me again, but I’ll be happy?

I think I’d enjoy that ride.