almostlovers:

These two incidents happened this week:

My mother, after a long argument about why she should go watch Star Trek, proclaiming she “will never watch Sci-Fi!” (except she pronounces it as “SKY-FI”)

My boss, while explaining a new television show we might produce, talking about robots (except she pronounces it as “RO-BUTT”)

Ladies! The genre isn’t that hard to get!

I pronounce “robot” as “robut”.

(I don’t scream it though.)