Christopher exists
in a constant state of
shockery and appallment.
(ease his pain,
-- chrispazen at gmail)
1) drunk/ambien/under influence of something… Who drives out of driveway and into a tree?
2) lacerations to face happened pre-crash (wife due to cheating rumor) and he was on way to hospital and passed out or the low speed crash was staged to provide cover for the facial lacerations…
I say 2) since cops are saying no signs of booze.
Good thing his short game is dialed in bc driving is still causing him problems…
… you’re not even going to consider vehicular fellatio on this one?
