• Rachael: So, they're hipsters?
  • Me: Ugh, yes. And they're young and wealthy, which is a hundred times WORSE!
  • Rachael: Oh gawd. So they blow their money on stupid stuff?
  • Me: Well, yeah, but they're hipsters, so they buy, like, expensive shit on Etsy.
  • Rachael: LOL So instead of hookers and alcohol they're buying $80 moustache tote bags and crocheted car covers for their porsches.