thehumorinthings: buyer beware… I was browsing through cnn.com’s ‘25 Top Places for Singles’(don’t judge me) and I was pleased to see that Hoboken was #1,since I live just up the road. Then I noticed that Newark came in at #20, and all I could think was …chock full o’ singles only because all their spouses have been killed. I used to date a girl who lived in Newark, and…it’s not the kind of place I’d venture to go cruising for chicks.(…unless i’m rolling about 30 wingmen deep)

thehumorinthings:

buyer beware…

I was browsing through cnn.com’s ‘25 Top Places for Singles’
(don’t judge me) and I was pleased to see that Hoboken was #1,
since I live just up the road.

Then I noticed that Newark came in at #20, and all I could think was …
chock full o’ singles only because all their spouses have been killed.


I used to date a girl who lived in Newark, and…
it’s not the kind of place I’d venture to go cruising for chicks.

(…unless i’m rolling about 30 wingmen deep)