brandonfletcher:

Now that I’m finally out of a relationship, I think if I can get someone that fulfills the following criteria next time, it might work:

  • Open minded
  • Secure (physically/mentally)
  • Mature
  • Actively creative
  • Financially stable
  • Rational
  • Maintains friends with the same characteristics
  • Health-conscious

Notice I didn’t put superficial stuff like “Doesn’t go to a club everyday.” This is because if the person has the qualities I listed above, she naturally wouldn’t even think about doing so.
Once you’re psychologically fit, your actions and everything else fall into place.

I’ll agree with this. Although I’d add

  • Brilliant
  • Kind
  • Caring
  • Fun
  • Understanding of my genius & sense of humor (and my genius sense of humor)


I’ve often told my friends that I wouldn’t mind having a girlfriend,
but she’d have to be, like, the coolest girl on the planet.

…or, as jackie wilson said,
“Rrr Reet Petite (The Finest Girl You Ever Want to Meet)”