Who he’d root for in a Cubs-Sox World Series:

“Oh, that’s easy. White Sox… . You go to Wrigley Field, you have a beer, beautiful people up there. People aren’t watching the game. It’s not serious. White Sox, that’s baseball. South Side.”

and he smokes.

…he’s lucky he’s just running for president —
because if he was a girl i was trying to date, i’d never be speaking to him again.