"I never met a woman that wasn’t a federal agent. You can’t trust women. Women are like computers. Never trust a machine that can think."

Drunken bum, overheard on a Chicago train by my e-buddy Andrew. (via thewordunheard)

cjpz says: i wonder if my father would know who this was.

chances are he would, but only if the guy was bum=homeless,
and not just bum=lazy/worthless.