So, say, if you were dating two people and your birthday was coming up would you
a) Have a huge party so that you really had time for no one?
b) Just forgo any events and hang with friends?
c) Have a “here’s the deal” conversation with both of them?
Ooh oh! You should throw two parties! One in one apartment and one in the other across the hall and keep your dates separate! Then just run back and forth between both. Except, keep an eye on Ross because he’s totally going to ruin it for you.
hey, it’s not Ross’ fault that both your parents are drunks.
(also, Monica’s party sucks, and Joey’s totally gonna make out with your mom. fyi.)
