I really like the idea of this.
which sounds better — Ziggy Chestnut or Ziggy Spruce? I’m leaning toward Spruce, just because then you could dress me up and put presents around me at Christmas.
(sadly, grapes and watermelons do not grow on trees; otherwise these would be obvious choices. and, while I tend to waffle on whether I actually love figs or not, I do think a Ziggy Fig Tree would be fun to say for people.)