(via princeofparties & extrafirmhold)
I would let these dudes do some unspeakable and disgusting things to me. Even Jemaine. I feel like if you were in the middle of doing some sort of sex act with Jemaine you would have to ask yourself “wait, is this rape? Is Jemaine raping me?” because there is something a tad rapey about him. But in the end you wouldn’t care and you’d just go with it, you know? I know.
wait. what do you mean even Jemaine? Jemaine is 100x better than Bret.
…not that I’d particularly like to be raped by either of them. … I’m just saying.