seriously. You know there are people digging already. What will his deep dark secret be? I’ve got some guesses. Our society sucks!
…maybe him and the geese were in cahoots, see, and when the authorities pull the dental (beakal?) records from those charred goose remains, they’ll discover that these geese have been dead since 1972, and there’s no way that they could have just “flown” into those jet engines. this will then lead to all sorts of wild conspiracy theorizing, along with a deep analysis of the word “sullenberger”.
(fun fact: did you know that the name “Captain Chesley Sullenberger” is really an anagram for “The Sly Geese Burner Panic Call”? … true story.)
[Update: it’s also an anagram for “tell geese burn plane; icy crash.”
…that can’t be a coincidence.]
