1997, age 15: I worked at this natural-food co-op for $4.something an hour stocking shelves, bagging bulk items, being a cashier, and generally doing whatever else needed to be done (cleaning, inventory, etc.).
I eventually moved on to wonderful careers as a busboy here, then a bagel architect here, and eventually a brief stint during college as a retail associate here.
besides Camp Counselor stuff, my first job was as an office assistant at Greek-English Translation Agency. I know no greek. then after that…
Syms (Chicago), Red Lobster (Santa Fe), Hooters (Chicago)(as a busboy, not a waitress), Hooters (New York), Boston Comedy Club (New York), “Chappelle’s Show”, “Miami Ink”, “Mets Weekly”, Stand~Up New York, Frederator/Next New Networks, and Major League Baseball/MLB.com
yup. that’s me.