Sometimes I get a craving for a plain cake donut. This doesn’t happen often because they’re sort of greasy and kind of sandy in texture but everytime it does, I’m reminded of good ole Homer Price and his crazy donut machine. I read this book in elementary school and forgot about it until today, when I decided I wanted a cake donut. Stupid Homer.
you get extreme cool points for tumbling Homer.
(not for calling him stupid, though.)