Christopher exists in a constant state of shockery and appallment. (ease his pain, — chrispazen at gmail) Best of Original Posts Reblogs Zagorski Fun Facts Favorite Videos also, lets kick it on facebook lastfmTumblr (3.0; @chrispazen)http://www.chrispazen.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kylz4ofNV51qzog46o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>17.6 overnight rating for NBC, up 45.5% from 2002 Championship Game.</p> <p>not too shabby.  (and a hell of a game to watch.)</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/419957974http://www.chrispazen.com/post/419957974Mon, 01 Mar 2010 10:02:00 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky5lp3EyKl1qzog46o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Teddy Riot</b> by Dolk</p> <p>I kind of want to just make this my new profile picture for everything.</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/400922228http://www.chrispazen.com/post/400922228Sat, 20 Feb 2010 13:51:02 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwo6gqPtUT1qaqs3eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://windycity.tumblr.com/post/349109882/fuckkyeahchicago-good-morning" target="_blank">windycity</a>:<a href="http://fuckkyeahchicago.tumblr.com/post/348998392/good-morning-theworldwelivein-hi-tech-elk" target="_blank">fuckkyeahchicago</a>:Good Morning!</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://theworldwelivein.tumblr.com/post/347942184/hi-tech-elk-via-terry-usa" target="_blank">theworldwelivein</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hi Tech Elk (via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/terry_usa" target="_blank">terry_usa</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Dear GOD, Do i love this town.</p> </blockquote>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/349865571http://www.chrispazen.com/post/349865571Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:36:20 -0500“Congratulations, Conan, on finally securing your place as permanent host of The Tonight Show. That’s something they can never take away from you. It is perhaps the shrewedest programming decision ever made by the NBC braintrust. Sure, the pressure is on, but if I know you, Conan O’Brien, miserable failure is not an option.”<br/><br/> - <em>Norm Macdonald, in his congratulations card to Conan from June, 2009, which he forgot to give Conan until tonight (via <a href="http://log.maniacalrage.net/" target="_blank">maniacalrage</a>)</em>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/343853918http://www.chrispazen.com/post/343853918Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:34:23 -0500<a href="http://www.mikemake.com/#72772/Charting-the-Beatles">Exploration of Beatles music through infographics</a>: <p>(via <a href="http://livejamie.com/" target="_blank">livejamie</a>)</p> <p>something to devote time to tomorrow…</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/343843605http://www.chrispazen.com/post/343843605Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:27:05 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwgme6W5I91qz52uyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.borkded.com/post/341522915/tiffany-gerties-new-blog-for-better-sewing-is" target="_blank">superdoofus-stratodrive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tiffany.tumblr.com/post/341494715/gerties-new-blog-for-better-sewing-is-your-pin" target="_blank">tiffany</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.blogforbettersewing.com/2009/12/is-your-pin-cushion-shaped-like-tomato.html" target="_blank">Gertie’s New Blog for Better Sewing: Is Your Pin Cushion Shaped Like a Tomato?</a></p> <p>Marco once asked me why my pin cushion was a tomato with a strawberry growing off of it and I had the same response as <a href="http://www.blogforbettersewing.com/" target="_blank">Gretchen</a>, “To me, that’s kind of like asking why the sky is blue”.  It just IS.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://www.dawnslife.com/post/341401299" target="_blank">dawnowar</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>i, too, am a proud owner of the tomato-strawberry pin cushion. i do not question why i have it, nor do i question its design.</p> </blockquote> <p>this is very quickly going to turn into <a href="http://www.chrispazen.com/post/52801573/xstevemurphy-i-spent-hours-playing-with-this" target="_blank">this</a>.  (only this time, it isn’t limited to tumblr.)</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/341583949http://www.chrispazen.com/post/341583949Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:37:45 -0500“Ford seems really tired. No doubt from his work schedule.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://twitter.com/sepinwall/status/7885779394" target="_blank">sepinwall</a></em>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/340041420http://www.chrispazen.com/post/340041420Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:48:36 -0500<a href="http://www.bigapplevisitorscenter.com/gakmsts.htm">Manhattan Street Math...</a>: <p><a href="http://nickmcglynn.tumblr.com/post/337059009/manhattan-street-math" target="_blank">nickmcglynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You can figure out the cross street to any address in New York City by using math. <br/><br/>Drop the last figure of the address you are looking to find, divide by 2, and add or subtract according to <a href="http://www.bigapplevisitorscenter.com/gakmsts.htm" target="_blank">this chart</a>. The answer is the nearest numbered cross street. (This formula does not apply to Broadway below 8th Street because of the many streets with names instead of numbers)</p> </blockquote> <p>this chart is one of the many reasons I appreciate Chicago so.</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/338192909http://www.chrispazen.com/post/338192909Sat, 16 Jan 2010 19:41:11 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw92tlGEgv1qzog46o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>why make your baby wait nine whole months to experience the joys of Otis Redding or the Supremes?</p> <p><b><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/14/nuvos-ritmo-advanced-pregnancy-sound-system-jacks-your-baby-in/" target="_blank">Nuvo’s Ritmo Advances Pregnancy Sound System</a></b></p> <p>… complete genius, from conception.</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/334439466http://www.chrispazen.com/post/334439466Thu, 14 Jan 2010 13:46:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw805nZLlF1qzog46o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>well, one more for you then, Chappel.</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/333573828http://www.chrispazen.com/post/333573828Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:51:23 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw5o2d2TsF1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://missmisha.tumblr.com/post/331377882/thedailywhat-mike-p-mitchell-im-with-coco" target="_blank">missmisha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/331191684/mike-p-mitchell-im-with-coco-spread-the" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Mike P. Mitchell:</b> “<a href="http://www.sirmikeofmitchell.com/imwithcoco/" target="_blank">I’m With Coco</a>”</p> <p>Spread the word. Show your support. Coco 4 Prez. Etc.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.sirmikeofmitchell.com/" target="_blank">more</a>.]</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>truth.</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/333556130http://www.chrispazen.com/post/333556130Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:40:00 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvui55jnoY1qzog46o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>hooray.</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/320345247http://www.chrispazen.com/post/320345247Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:53:29 -0500<p>what has happened to Jennifer Lopez and why is she wearing <a href="http://www.elanso.com/U/P/01/29/16/45633439775192148750.jpg" target="_blank">Danny Devito’s pantsuit</a> from Batman Returns?</p> <p>(happy New Year, New York.)</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/310754373http://www.chrispazen.com/post/310754373Fri, 01 Jan 2010 00:06:00 -0500<a href="http://fromparis.com/modules/quicktime_fullscreen_display.php?style=qtfullscreen&pano=000091_02">Paris in Fullscreen</a>: <p><a href="http://brynnherman.tumblr.com/post/271313809/paris-in-fullscreen" target="_blank">brynnherman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I have absolutely no way of describing this. Just <b>click it</b>.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m not quite sure how, yet — but this is the future.</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/271368591http://www.chrispazen.com/post/271368591Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:26:24 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku2yaj2JVw1qanmizo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://tylercoates.tumblr.com/post/267867814/via-wondertonic" target="_blank">tylercoates</a>, <a href="http://wondertonic.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">wondertonic</a>)</p> <p>Chappel (or is it Chappell now?), this is just a reblog.</p> <p>this is <i><b>not</b></i> a concession.</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/268262180http://www.chrispazen.com/post/268262180Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:13:35 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku3cwovIFN1qzog46o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>last.fm’s Michael Jackson listening activity</b> — <a href="http://www.last.fm/user/chrispazen/library/music/Michael+Jackson" target="_blank">chrispazen</a> vs. total users</p> <p>(keep in mind that this doesn’t factor in my <a href="http://www.last.fm/user/chrispazen/library/music/The+Jackson+5" target="_blank">Jackson 5</a>/ <a href="http://www.last.fm/user/chrispazen/library/music/The+Jacksons?sortOrder=desc&sortBy=plays" target="_blank">The Jacksons</a> plays, which have been ferocious <a href="http://www.last.fm/user/chrispazen/charts?rangetype=6month&subtype=artists" target="_blank">as of late</a>.)</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/267969310http://www.chrispazen.com/post/267969310Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:31:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrdu2C65Z1qzog46o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>as a ten-year-old, I got a box of these for Christmas in 1992.</p> <p>and I was happier than a pig in shit.</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/264964168http://www.chrispazen.com/post/264964168Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktw0iyPNMK1qzrvsro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://littledidiknow.tumblr.com/post/263094178/bryonmcdonald-michael-jordan-jammin-in-his" target="_blank">littledidiknow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bryonmcdonald.tumblr.com/post/262565475/michael-jordan-jammin-in-his-chapel-hill-dorm" target="_blank">bryonmcdonald</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>Michael Jordan jammin’ in his Chapel Hill dorm room, 1983.</i></p> <p>I think I’ve seen a couple of these posted before, but it’s so cool to see one of my childhood idols when he was just another 20-year-old college student, screwin’ around with an umbrella and groovin’ to some tunes.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/gallery/featured/GAL1160606/1/9/index.htm?eref=sisf" target="_blank">Michael Jordan: The College Years</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>i love Michael Jordan.</p> </blockquote> <p>No, I suppose those posters on the wall <i>wouldn’t</i> be of Michael Jordan, would they?</p> <p>good work, brain.</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/263222213http://www.chrispazen.com/post/263222213Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:43:42 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktvwp2UrYG1qzog46o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>just occurred to me that I’ve been operating under a severe Bedelia-deficiency for the past 16 years or so.</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/262340549http://www.chrispazen.com/post/262340549Sun, 29 Nov 2009 13:58:00 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktvv5ilqE81qzog46o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>the Jackson 5 are coming for you, Hov.   you should have put out a Christmas album.</p> <p>you should. have put out. a Christmas album.</p>http://www.chrispazen.com/post/262305038http://www.chrispazen.com/post/262305038Sun, 29 Nov 2009 13:24:54 -0500