Christopher exists
in a constant state of
shockery and appallment.
(ease his pain,
-- chrispazen at gmail)
Oh Betty, whatever would Don think?
Alternately: That leather jacket retails for $1,000. It is now worth much, much more than that.
any chance we can get a Mad Men prequel centering around Betty’s modeling days when she (as everyone knows) did nude photography?
She was getting over £2,000 for her before eBay shut it down - can’t sell humans on the internet.
Well, not on eBay, anyway.
who’s paying £2,000 for a used grandmother?
“Oh, and before you leave I have one more assignment,” I said to the class.
Naturally, this news was met with audible disgust from my students.
“The assignment…is to have a great weekend!” I said, smiling now as the groans quickly transformed into a wave of cheers. “Now get out of here!”
For the most part, all of my students did particularly well on that assigment and were awarded “A’s” - except for Margaret, who was given an ”F” after she told me about how her parents got divorced over the weekend.
(via Tom Oatmeal)
poor Margaret.
Ladies and gentlemen, your President is a robot. Or a wax sculpture. Maybe a cardboard cutout. All I know is no human being has a photo smile this amazingly consistent.
On Wednesday, the Obamas hosted a reception at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, during which they stood for 130 photographs with visiting foreign dignitaries in town for the UN meeting. The President has exactly the same smile in every single shot. See for yourself — the pictures are up on the State Department’s flickr. And, of course, compressed above into 20 seconds for your viewing pleasure.
as long as this isn’t some “weekend at bernie’s”-type shit, I’m cool.
“For some reason, people find me funny. It’s quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It’s even harder to define why a person would be funny. It’s a word that I can’t define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.”
-Wallace Shawn in NY Magazine
Shawn & Giant were the best comedy duo of their day, hands down.
“I’ll be the first to admit that we totally screwed up the way it was implemented. I want us to do better — and we will.”
…Excuse me while I remove my jaw from the floor.
Daley just totally cribbed this speech from Hancock.
This tickles all of my fancies. As does this.
(via kayfabe:rillawafers:atencio:seankeane/chrisgarcia/Mike Fischer )
alright, that’s pretty good.
(via kayfabe:jakelodwick:ronen-v)
who is this mystical woman that sings rainbows? I would like to meet her.
