Christopher exists
in a constant state of
shockery and appallment.
(ease his pain,
-- chrispazen at gmail)
WATERMELON to the FACE.
How does she not have a bloody nose? How is her head still attached to her body?
Contestant: So what do we do now?
Host: You have to finish.
Somewhere, Stanley Milgram shakes his head sadly.
unsurprisingly, I really enjoy this video.
so water … floats on water?
(I feel like Miss Teschmacher when she first realized that that rock could kill Superman.)
Why wasn’t I informed earlier there was a comedian who ended every joke by shouting the word “hamburger” for some reason?
(thanks to Adam Newman)
shit, Patrick — I would have told you. I inform people of this every chance I get.
Ladies and gentlemen, your President is a robot. Or a wax sculpture. Maybe a cardboard cutout. All I know is no human being has a photo smile this amazingly consistent.
On Wednesday, the Obamas hosted a reception at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, during which they stood for 130 photographs with visiting foreign dignitaries in town for the UN meeting. The President has exactly the same smile in every single shot. See for yourself — the pictures are up on the State Department’s flickr. And, of course, compressed above into 20 seconds for your viewing pleasure.
as long as this isn’t some “weekend at bernie’s”-type shit, I’m cool.
Is it possible to go back in time and shake someone? Because I really want to do that after watching this clip!
man, Bob Barker was furious.
… he was somehow so mad, he dislodged himself from time.
warning: lethal amount of cuteness ahead. a french bulldog puppy that has rolled over and can’t get itself upright again.
this is either the funniest, cutest, or saddest thing ever.
Last Call with Carson Daly ~ Miranda Kerr
this is the greatest interview ever conducted.
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(what? oh, it stinks? … ah well, Miranda Kerr’s in it.)
Hannibal Buress on Late Night
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