Christopher exists
in a constant state of
shockery and appallment.
(ease his pain,
-- chrispazen at gmail)
so, two weeks into the new season — here’s how my list of shows breaks down, in terms of how much I watch each night, in total hours per evening*.
… this is not cool, folks.
* - bonus points (and I guess dinner, maybe?) to anyone who can properly guess the list of shows that makes up these 12.5 hours of outdoors forsaken each week.
Jena Pincott describes a study from a few years ago:
Volunteers were asked to identify fifty famous faces, including that of former U.S. president Richard Nixon and actor Winona Ryder. The photos were digitally altered and shown either without eyebrows or without eyes. When celebrities lacked eyes, subjects could recognize them nearly 60 percent of the time. However, when celebrities lacked eyebrows, subjects recognized them only 46 percent of time. The lesson: eyebrows are crucial to your identity — they’re at least as important as your eyes, if not more so.
Our Eyebrows, Ourselves | The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan
zagorskis know eyebrows. (and have them, in spades.)
did one of these, and the results don’t seem to resemble anything about my life, online or otherwise.
(although schenk could certainly make a joke about the “Illegal music” part.)
—
just as a heads up — if anyone out there does a google search for my name, and a bunch of results pop up about a 47-yr-old Robber/Criminal from Florida …
um, that’s not me.
somewhere in 1992, a 10-year-old Christopher Zagorski is really enjoying the hell out of this cd (tape).
if anyone ever popularizes a weight-loss deal where all you do is eat grapes and watermelon, it had damn well better be known as “the Zagorski Diet”.
Japan launches a blue beer called Okhotsk.
this could arguably change my entire mindset regarding beer.
If I Were a Millionaire, Part 1 - One of the first things I would do is to buy one of these things (The Solvin Bretzel by gilles ebersolt) and camp out on the top of forests.
(via) These canopy rafts are essentially enormous nets attached to an inflatable frame and are dropped onto trees from airships, resulting in a viewing platform like no other which can also be used as a base from which to hang using climbing gear. Researchers can spend days at a time on the raft (hence the tent), and due to its extremely light weight, the trees are left unharmed.
this is probably second only to this, in terms of “things I would not do”.
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (Theme Song)
Sometimes I’ll hum this to myself, in normal everyday situations, just to make my life seem a bit more … squigglier.
(via almostlovers)
all zagorskis do.
brit:
This is awesome. I’ve always wanted data on the quality of my sleeping patterns.
The Zeo Bedside Display provides your first window into how you slept last night. The user friendly Zeo Bedside Display shows you an array of personal sleep information that has never before been available to consumers at home.
- Your Sleep Graph – summarizes your pattern of sleep phases each night.
- Your ZQ - a single score we created to help you quickly gauge the quantity, quality, and depth of your sleep each night.
- ZQ can range from 0 to 120 or more depending on factors like age, gender and stress level.
- Total Z – how long you really sleep each night, counting any perceived and unperceived awakenings that we can detect.
- Time to Z – the time it took you to fall asleep.
- Time in Wake & Times Woken.
- Total amount of REM, Light & Deep sleep.
- Morning Feel – quickly record how you feel about your sleep when you wake up, so you can compare how you feel you slept to the objective data Zeo provides.”
I know this is something for yuppie rich white people, but you have no idea how much I want it.
